The Mug-o-Meter
Score your
coffee vibe.
Four sliders. One number. The exact right mug for the way you feel today.
Today's vibe score
Soft launch into the day
46
/ 100
still asleepoperationalmaximum espresso
50
How caffeinated do you actually want to be?
barely verticalfully wired
50
Are you nesting, or doing things?
sharp & alertblanket on lap
50
How much ceremony does the morning deserve?
just give me coffeescale, timer, the works
30
Are you going anywhere?
couch-boundout the door
FAQ
About the Mug-o-Meter
How does the Mug-o-Meter work?
Move four sliders — energy, mood, time, and ambition — and we score your vibe against ten mug archetypes, surfacing the closest match in real time.
What's a good Mug-o-Meter score?
There's no good or bad score — just a vibe. The score maps your sliders to an archetype: low, slow, and grounded gets you a hand-thrown stoneware; high and frantic gets you a travel mug.
Can I share my result?
Copy the page URL after sliding — your sliders persist in the browser session so you can compare with a friend.
How is this different from the Mug Picker?
The Picker asks discrete questions. The Mug-o-Meter is continuous and live — slide and watch the recommendation change. Two ways to find the same answer.